Randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pickles are rotten bannanas that grew worts. Potatos stole the name of tomatos to make it fit better. Tomatos are apples that became vegatables. Apples are tomatos that became fruits. The Angry Birds red bird is just a goldfish in disguise. Carrots stole the name of Parrots so they could sound like they tasted good. Pigs stole the name of the word "gigs" so they could sound cool. Hogs stole the name of the word "blog" so they could sound futuristic.